Lets follow the trials and tribulations of our Famous (Or Infamous) FMR players.

With the addition of Paul Scholes as Manager of Soccer AM in the Blue Square Lower Division, he is taking a gamble and offering each of these lads a 200 quid a week contract.


Soccer AM is not expected to survive relegation this season but maybe these lads can help keep them up.

A quick rundown of the players.




Soccer AM plays their games at Loakes Park, the old Wycombe Wanderers ground.
Capacity is 5500 all seated.

I think a few of these lads are going to give a few Glasgow kisses as the season goes on.

The question is, would the red card be worth it.

God, that's a rum bunch of reprobates.

Looking forward to this

A brilliant pre-season for Soccer AM.

Notching up victories against,

Thurrock 2-0
Chippenham 3-0
Sutton Utd 2-1
Maidenhead 3-1

And grabbing a draw against,
Swindon 1-1

Mustafa Ancoura has been called up to play for his national Seychelles team.

George Kilday has been called up to play for Scotland U-19s

Justin Stinct has been ruled out for 2 months with fractured ribs.

The big news though is their performance against QPR

great start to what should be a unique season.

Shame about Justin Stinct's ribs, but that must be from laughing at the FMR jokes

Well, here we are at the first week of December and there are some updates and an in depth look at each player.

News first though.

Steven Thomson (Agent - Scot Hillcoat) has been picked up by Celtic for 925K and is part of the Scotland U-19's set up with one cap so far

Eric Manuel Humphreys (Agent - Antonio Diaz) is part of the England U-19's set up

Baji Cali (Agent - Daniel Bateman) Part of the England U-19's set up.

Mustafa Anacoura (Agent - Ahmed Firaz Ahmed) has already picked up 5 Caps for Seychelles

Matt Wilkinson (Agent - Daniel Bateman)

George Kilday (Agent - Scot Hillcoat) Out for 4-6 months with a broken leg.

Tom Brown (Agent - Lorenzo Rossi) has been called up to the Italy U-19's squad

Hugh Janus (Agent - Tapiwa Kasinauyo) has been capped twice by Zimbabwe

Justin Stinct (Agent - Daniel Bateman)

haha this is amazing couldn't ask for a better transfer lol

International update.

And our first player to score a goal at international level is Hugh Janus for Zimbabwe against Burundi in a friendly warm up game to the WC qualifiers.

Seychelles lost their first leg of their African Cup qualifier against Mauritius 1-0.

How am i doing?

To say Soccer AM are hanging on by a thread is an understatement.




If they could grab a win, that would give them the breathing space to stay up as it doesn't look like Farnborough, Dorchester or Boston Utd can muster up many points either.

Soccer AM is managing to get some draws and that may also keep them up.

With the next game coming up against Boston Utd, that could be the key to their season's success.

It may not seem like an accomplishment, but if Paul Scholes does manage to keep them alive it will actually be a huge cause for celebration.

Matt Wilkinson and Justin Stinct have caught the eyes of Hereford who are ready to make a bid for both players.

Great stuff and well written Posh

I will keeping my eyes on this one

Will I move from Soccer AM to Hereford thats the big question

Hereford, eh? You sure that's not just a load of bull?

With three games left for Soccer AM against Blackburn, Gillingham & Huddersfield their chances of staying up look very slim.

They are 4 points clear of Farnborough, but Farnborough have 2 games in hand.

Soccer AM have had a good couple of games though, holding Wrexham to a 1-1 draw and then stuffing Forest Green 4-0.

Justin Stinct seems to have finally found his boots and has grabbed a couple of goals in these past two games bringing his SOT's to 66%

The return of George Kilday in goal has been a great boost to the side and hopefully he can do help to do enough to keep the side up.

With some offers on the table for several players we expect to see some changes in the new season.

Matt Wilkinson hammers in the equalizer to grab a vital point away at Gillingham giving Soccer AM a little more breathing room.

With one game left at home to Huddersfield and with Farnborough 5 points behind with two games left, but having to face Stoke and then Chelsea things look rosy for Paul Scholes and his young warriors.

They are certainly not going to win any awards other than defying the critics who had them destined for relegation.

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Can't wait for next season (or at least for this season to end!). Mind you, my boy might not care what happens to Soccer AM. They can bring more girls in for all I care

Were staying up fantastic

Looking forward to seeing how I progress at Soccer AM

How many goals do I have

So the season draws to a close and Soccer AM managed to stay up, the strategy seemed to have been park the bus and go for the draw as they amassed an amazing 14 draws in the season.

With many clubs looking at the FMR lads, we may see some activity in the transfer season.

Not a whole lot of records broken by the lads so far (actually none) but here are their season stats.

Cracking!

I see I'm 'wanted'. Presumably by the police

cracking that we stayed up.

looking forward to season 2 on my game we signed a few free transfers will have to see how we fair although my stoke side are not gonna do them any favours.

who am I wanted by is it still Hereford

So the transfer season is over and all of our lads have moved on from Soccer AM, much to the disappointment of Manager Paul Scholes but the Chairman stepped in and accepted all the offers in the best interest of the club.

You just knew Man City would be involved somewhere and no wonder Portsmouth are always broke.

Read on................................................................



Hugh Janus is at Man City in League 1 on a 900/week salary

Eric Humphreys is at Wimbledon in the EPL on a 3.3K/week salary

Matt Wilkinson is at Gateshead in the BSN on a 1.2K/week salary

Tom Brown is at Oldham in League 1 on a 1K/week salary

Mustafa Anacoura is at Portsmouth in League 1 on a 15K/week salary

George Kilday is at Middlesbrough in the EPL on a 775/week salary

Stephen Thomson is still at Celtic on a 950/week salary

Justin Stinct is at Barnsley in the BSN on a 1.1K/week salary

Baji Cali is at Oxford in League 2 on a 1.7K/week salary

Did you forget a decimal on Anacoura?

writinguy wrote:

Did you forget a decimal on Anacoura?

No, that's why I made the pun about Portsmouth being always broke.

Wish I had his agent !!!

He was also being looked at by FC Twente.

Update:

Stephen Thomson heads to Rochdale on loan from Celtic.

Who were the other clubs who were looking at me?

eric19 wrote:

Who were the other clubs who were looking at me?

Bury and Aldershot.

Really good start here mate, liking the start here

We're all doing pretty well and have gone our own ways now! Hugh Janus kicking ass it seems with City soon

March 2013

With several of our players in their National squads now, we should check in and see how they are doing.

Tom Brown's days at Oldham were short-lived. Their parent team Tottenham called him up in the January transfer season and made Oldham an offer they couldn't refuse with a transfer fee of 2.1M.
Tom is now on a 22.5K/week salary and has been seen to edge out Defoe to play alongside Yaya Sanogo. Tom has scored 6 goals already for Spurs.

George Kilday is getting closer to his first full cap for Scotland. With their dismal showing in the World Cup qualifiers sitting at the bottom of their group with 5 straight defeats Craig Levein may well be on his way out and some new talent on the way in, paving the way for George to make his mark.

Stephen Thomson is also part of the Scotland youth set up, with 7 caps and 4 goals to his name already the stage is set of his full appearance. For Rochdale he has scored an impressive 15 goals in 16 appearances.

Eric Humphreys the wonder kid, is part of the England U21's and has one cap. It won't be long before he gains his first full cap also. With competition tough for the coveted RB position he has certainly raised some eyebrows with Carlo Ancelotti the England manager.

Justin Stinct the flamboyant winger, is part of the England U21's and has one cap. With only a one year contract at Barnsley it looks like he will be moving on at the end of his season there. Watford have shown high interest in this lad.

Baji Cali, the tough defensive midfielder is part of the England U21's and has two caps. He has had 8 MoM awards for Oxford this season.

Hugh Janus the unflappable midfielder is part of the Zimbabwe national team and is representing them in the African Word Cup qualifiers. They have 4 points from three games so far in their group with Egypt, Mozambique and Guinea-Basseau. Hugh has 9 full caps and 1 goal.

Matt Wilkinson the stoic winger is delighted to be part of the Gateshead set up and should be expecting his first England call up very soon. His season was rocked by an injury to his cruciate ligaments but he has now recovered.

Mustafa Anacoura is part of the Seychelles national team with 14 appearances under his belt so far. He is the hottest property around according to the sportwriters and has attracted attention from Atalanta, Liverpool, Valenciennes and Parma. Portsmouth will be reluctant to let him go though.
Seychelles have only amassed one point from their WC campaign so far with a draw against Kenya.

Ooh.... I like where this is going.

writinguy wrote:

Ooh.... I like where this is going.

That's the fun part about these games, you never know what will happen next

May 31st 2013

Brum take the EPL title but George Kilday's Middlesbrough are in Europe next season. With Allan McGregor out for 4 months for Scotland, is it time for George to step up to the big time?



In the same division, Eric Humphreys had a great season helping AFC Wimbledon to stay up collecting 4 MoM awards along the way. He has also staked his claim on the DR position for England U21's.

In League 1. Tottenham miss out on promotion to Norwich and Reading. Tom Brown seems to be settling in at Spurs though with 17 starts and 12 goals. With Jermain Defoe leaving on a free transfer his place in the starting line up looks bright.



Mustafa Anacoura at Portsmouth is being chased by several clubs with the favorite OM to collect his signature, He is also gearing up for the World Cup qualifiers for Seychelles his national team.

While at the top of the table, Man City's Hugh Janus had 26 starts and 9 goals to his credit. He will also feature in the World Cup qualifiers for Zimbabwe, his National team.


In League 2, despite a great season by Baji Cali, Oxford came up short of promotion. Baji Cali played a total of 46 games and had 15 assists. He is being chased by Liverpool.



Blue Square and our lads starter team Soccer AM stayed up again. Good job Mr Scholes.

Matt Wilkinson overcame a tough injury to finish the season with 20 games and 3 goals under his belt and will be looking to a more productive season after the summer break.

Justin Stinct says goodbye to Barnsley and heads to Watford on a 2.1M deal. Known more for his midfield play but he did score 7 goals this season and has claimed his spot in the England U21's.



Stephen Thomson wraps up his loan at Rochdale with a fantastic 21 goals. He will return to Celtic and will be looking for his call up to the National team for his first full cap.

this story is going great Posh.

Seems like my career is not as great as the other lads but hopefully after my injury maybe I can kick start things at Gateshead.

Ha im amazing!

July 2nd 2013

A bustling transfer season that sees the likes of Daniel Sturridge and Jermain Defoe released on freebies.

Meanwhile several of our lads have moved on and now command lucrative contracts.

Hugh Janus is still at Man City in the Championship on a 18.5K/week contract.

Eric Humphreys is still at Wimbledon in the EPL on a 12.25K/week contract.

Matt Wilkinson is now at Sunderland in the EPL on a 18.25k/week contract.

Tom Brown is still at Spurs in League One on a 26K/week contract.

George Kilday is still at Middlesbrough in the EPL on a 24.5K/week contract.

Stephen Thomson is still at Celtic in the SPL on a 14.5K/week contract.

Justin Stinct is now at Watford in the EPL on a 10.75K/week contract.

Baji Cali is now at Liverpool in the EPL on a 42K/week contract.

The biggest mover and shaker for this report is :-

Mustafa Anacoura who has just joined Liverpool in the EPL on a whopping 57K/week contract.

Stay tuned for the International roundup.

*high fives Baji*

Taking a look at the World Cup qualifiers and its looking a little grim for all of our players national teams.

Seychelles will not be heading to Brazil.




Zimbabwe will not be heading to Brazil at this rate.





Scotland will not be heading to Brazil





England will have to start worrying a bit, they have had a torrid time under new manager Carlo Ancelotti who has recalled all the old guard to play and dropped all the youngsters in a bid to keep them in the World Cup.

England leave it late and thanks to Walcott they are through to the Finals.




Yes, that is Jay Rodriguez of Burnley playing in the Striker role. Rooney has been out the past 4 weeks.

That was close for England. Was Rooney banned?

the deeb wrote:

That was close for England. Was Rooney banned?

Torn calf Muscle

So lets catch up with the lads and see how they are doing.

Hey hey my career has took a upturn, how much did Sunderland pay for me.

Should be interesting to see how we all turnout on my save

WHUFC Wilko wrote:

Hey hey my career has took a upturn, how much did Sunderland pay for me.

Should be interesting to see how we all turnout on my save

You refused to re-negotiate a contract and left on a Freebie and Sunderland picked you up.

Not a bad career choice Gateshead to Sunderland

The lads have had a nice holiday break and have got back into their January games.

Matt Wilkinson has been a beast for the England U 21's and Sunderland, racking up an impressive 16 goals this season for Sunderland already. He will be looking forward to returning from injury to add to his tally.

Mustafa Anacoura is the rock in the heart of Liverpool's midfield and has played every game for them so far this season but is now with the Seychelles in the Africa Cup of Nations.

Baji Cali plays right alongside Mustafa and seems to have more of a roaming role for Liverpool. Is also a regular for the England U 21's.

Eric Manual Humphreys is with struggling AFC Wimbledon who look destined for relegation with only 3 wins the EPL. He is a regular with the England U 21's and has made the Right Back position his.

George Kilday the man between the sticks at Middlesbrough, sitting mid table in the EPL but with some good wins and look certain to stay up and bloster their squad for next season. He also looks certain to get the nod for Scotland's next game.

Justin Stinct usually playing as RM for Watford, sitting 7th in the EPL and now with two U 21 caps he is sure to join Cali, Wilkinson and Humphreys as a regular in the England Youth system.

Hugh Janus is not quite the regular player at Man City as Aguero has scored 61 goals for them this season !!! Hugh has notched up 9 goals and is also off at the Afican Cup of Nations with Zimbabwe.

Tom Brown is on fire at Spurs, banging in 18 goals and has made a great pairing up front with Sanogo. Spurs look certain for promotion this season to the Championship. Tom is a big part of Italy U21's with 9 starts and 6 goals.

Stephen Thomson is the top scorer this season at Celtic, with 12 goals. He is also part of Scotland U 21's team and has made 2 full appearances and scored one goal for the National side.

loving how well im doing wooo hooo next archie gemmill?

This is brilliant, i'm intrigued. Who's player is Hugh Janus, that has to be the best name on your save!

FootyFowler wrote:

This is brilliant, i'm intrigued. Who's player is Hugh Janus, that has to be the best name on your save!

That belongs to Jelly

Some say its actually his real name

Some say its actually his real name



If it is, its parents must have had a sense of humour!!

Or they knew the kind of life he was going to have in gay porn.